At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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