He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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