ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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