dude i'm inner monologue high
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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