paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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