Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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