sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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