I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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