What did we do last night that was yellow?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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