what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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