u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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