I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I need to calm my uterus...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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