Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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