you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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