I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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