i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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