We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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