R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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