So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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