Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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