Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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