Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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