Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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