absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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