Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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