Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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