her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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