Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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