I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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