So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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