Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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