found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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