Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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