Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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