i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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