Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
