I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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