nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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