I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
