Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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