yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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