Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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