I didn't shave. On purpose
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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