You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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