In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Of course I have a pirate flag
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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