I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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