Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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