Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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