handjob tips. give me some.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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