Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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