Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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