Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
