how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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