I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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