she was so not down for the gang bang
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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